THE GOODGER LAUNCHES FOXY BINGOS STEAMY NEW BODY PAINT

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Foxy Bingo have taken the UK by storm with their unique approach to a traditional classic, their adult themed gaming and saucy marketing has made them stand out from the crowd and cut a huge niche in an already niche (but extremely fast growing) online gambling market. They might have just gone to the next level with their latest ad campaign for a chocolate covered body paint they are unleashing using the promotional skills of the one and only Lauren Goodger.FOXY BINGO

Lozza may well have recently out-Goodged herself with her most recent photograph shoot that’s seriously steamy and certainly manages to make the product look desirable…well, that is IF you like her canvas, and if you’re female the chances are pretty high that you will!

The previous ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ reality television starlet, and her naturally accommodated beau, Jake McLean, have collaborated to advance Foxy Bingo’s most recent item, a grown-up chocolate body paint called ‘Fur Afters’.

It would appear that when attempting to create a scene and impart a lasting impression, the key is definitely to include a giant fox and a smattering of bare flesh…not just any bare flesh though, its got to belong to a pair of stunningly attractive humans who are decked out to the hilt in make up, glitz and glamour, and that’s of course without the sensual posing, pouting, and hair…the hairs seriously good.

The hot photograph shoot sees The Goodge covering a shirtless Jake in the chocolate paint… albeit, tragically for them, there’s an awkward third wheel.

Yes, attempting to get in on the fun, the bingo organisation’s eponymous mascot, Foxy, can’t resist the opportunity to attempt and take a cut of the activity, much to the couple’s obvious bemusement – he encroaches himself upon the scene like an unwanted virus and lingers around to annoy our beloved TOWIE stars and crush their little chocolate party, all whilst standing there in slick, furry glory and stealing the lime light.

It’s a Completely staggering concept, we’re certain you concur –in fact, we’re trying to figure out just how the foxy team managed to arrive on the final design concept and make this thing a reality. It must have taken hours, staggering hour, if not days or week, to fully realise this artistic vision.

Talking about what incited her to cut her sweetheart’s top off and spread him in chocolate paint, all for the sake of online bingo, Lauren said: “I’ve known Foxy for a considerable length of time, he’s one of my best mates, so I obviously said yes. Fur Afters is truly heavenly as well, I cherish it!”

Yes Lauren, we’re sure you do! Your cupboards will no doubt be flush with Foxy Bingo’s new cupboard and there’s little doubt you’ll use it on a daily basis – it’s all for the love of the product, and not at all because you were thrown a ludicrous amount of the green stuff.

Lauren and Jake reported not long ago that they were back together, and the truth star has effectively demonstrated her dedication to the relationship, by revealing a tattoo of Jake’s name. She later portrayed him as her “perfect partner”, in a spouting Instagram post.

Truly heart wrenching stuff, we’re sure you’ll agree. If you haven’t already, get yourselves out there and grab some of the chocolatey goodness. Who knows, maybe you can take some steamy photos of your own! Foxy will be proud…

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